The Doctor Said I Needed To Start Drinking More Whiskey - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> The Doctor Said I Needed To Start Drinking More Whiskey - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

the doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey, also I'm calling myself the doctor now, ecard

my doctor told me to start killing people, well not in those exact words but he said i had to reduce the stress in my life, same thing

the clerk of the store was like, uh dude why are you riding a horse in the store?, all he said was, I needed more beer and was too drunk to drive, hats off to this guy

my granddad is 75 next year, he didn't fight two world wars for this silliness, the first world war was more than 100 years ago, how did your granddad fight that?, he didn't fight as i just said

it is the period between christmas and new year, no one knows what day it is, time doesn't really exist, can we start drinking at 10am?, why not, existing is a confusion

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