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#1899
the clerk of the store was like
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uh dude why are you riding a horse in the store?
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all he said was
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I needed more beer and was too drunk to drive
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hats off to this guy
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#62988
we told you a threesome would be too much for you
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but you kept yelling
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i'm batman
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it was dark
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and you grabbed the wrong ass clark
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that's why i was shouting
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i'm batman
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i'm batman
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#62924
i told my son he needed to clean his room
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and he said
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maybe later i have a headache
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i told him that was no excuse and heard my husband snort laugh from three rooms away
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#62381
whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home
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turns our i was in no fit state to drive that either
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#59733
in 1954 betty white was criticized after having arthur duncan
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a black tap dancer
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on her show
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white said
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i'm sorry
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live with it
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and she gave duncan even more airtime
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her show was canceled soon after
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what can i say
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i am ass
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