All He Said Was - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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the clerk of the store was like, uh dude why are you riding a horse in the store?, all he said was, I needed more beer and was too drunk to drive, hats off to this guy

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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony
, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house
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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house

i hope you're proud of yourself for the times you've said yes when all it meant was extra work for you and was seemingly helpful only to someone else, mr rogers

i told my son he needed to clean his room, and he said, maybe later i have a headache, i told him that was no excuse and heard my husband snort laugh from three rooms away

once upon a time, all food was organic

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