When The Guard Asked Me If I M Carrying A Weapon I Said - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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went to the us embassy to apply for a visa, when the guard asked me if i'm carrying a weapon i said, fuck i forgot it at home, socially awkward penguin, meme

#60257
i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos
, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while
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i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn't care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

my daughter asked why she can't just quit school, i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail, my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said, i'll visit you

#62227
in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

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