When I Asked For My Burrito The Guy Said - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> When I Asked For My Burrito The Guy Said - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

#60257
i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos
, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while
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i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while

went to the us embassy to apply for a visa, when the guard asked me if i'm carrying a weapon i said, fuck i forgot it at home, socially awkward penguin, meme

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn't care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

#62227
in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

i'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under a deck that i'm putting on the back of our house, should make for an interesting discovery in 30 some years when the next guy is rebuilding it, troll, prank

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