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#60257
i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos
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when i asked for my burrito the guy said
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i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch
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and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while
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#56269
went to the us embassy to apply for a visa
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when the guard asked me if i'm carrying a weapon i said
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fuck i forgot it at home
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socially awkward penguin
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meme
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#62674
i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn't care if i lit the store on fire with him in it
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#62227
in 1992 i was 12
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i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone
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i went up to him to ask for his autograph
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he asked me who my favorite actor was
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i said he was
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he handed me a crisp 100$ and said
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that's the right answer kid
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#55677
i'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under a deck that i'm putting on the back of our house
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should make for an interesting discovery in 30 some years when the next guy is rebuilding it
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troll
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prank
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