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Go, go, go, go, go, go

Go shawty, it's your birthday

We gonna party like it's your birthday

We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

And you know we don't give a fuck, it's not your birthday

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub

Look mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs

I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love

So come gimme a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed

etc...

yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out
after lockdown remember who checked on you, texted you, supported you, a literal pandemic is not the time to measure or test the loyalty of your friends, we're all doing the best we can with what we've got
my roomba just went into the corner and knocked over the broom that was leaning there, dude chill out, you already got the job