And Whispers - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> And Whispers - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

so my mom is shopping in a supermarket wearing a full hijab and jilbab, the kid leans up and whispers loudly i love you batman

a monk once said, imagine being bitten by a snake, and instead of focusing on healing from the poison, you chase the snake to understand why it bit you and to prove that you didn't deserve it

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new year's resolution
, drink more margaritas and eat more tacos
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new year's resolution, drink more margaritas and eat more tacos

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wife is pregnant
, due any day, suddenly the contractions start, can't, won't, i'm, haven't, don't, isn't, she says, doc it appears the contractions are worsening, the nurse says, the wife gasps and screeches, y'all'd've
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wife is pregnant, due any day, suddenly the contractions start, can't, won't, i'm, haven't, don't, isn't, she says, doc it appears the contractions are worsening, the nurse says, the wife gasps and screeches, y'all'd've

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