I Got Both Seatbelts Completely Loose - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

two wives go out for girl's night, both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee, they stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with, one used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave

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my dog got his head stuck
, i thought the cup was blasting off
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my dog got his head stuck, i thought the cup was blasting off

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