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#60887
i asked you to weigh it
, not crush it, fail, you had one job
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i asked you to weigh it, not crush it, fail, you had one job

my daughter asked why she can't just quit school, i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail, my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said, i'll visit you

devil, what brings you to hell, i used to lower the brightness on my grandmother's phone and asked her for money to repair it

how was school today nelson?, a mean kid asked if i was a nerd, what did you say to him?, i said i preferred the term "smarter than you", attaboy, comic

#60257
i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos
, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while
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i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while

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