He Then Grows A New Penis - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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when a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, he then grows a new penis, go fuck yourself

when a band that was huge in the early 2000s reunites and goes on tour but then they play new songs and none of the old stuff, aaahhhh

i am going to become a better being, when?, in a few days, on the day we traditionally become better beings, until then i will mildly debase myself, to maximize contrast, exactly, nathan w pyle, comic, happy new years!

driving down the road and my then 4yo said, when i get older i'm gonna buy you a new car, why?, because mom this one is a piece of shit

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a relationship is like a house
, if a lightbulb goes out, you don't go buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb, un less that house is a lying whore, then burn it down and find a better house with lightbulbs you can count on
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a relationship is like a house, if a lightbulb goes out, you don't go buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb, un less that house is a lying whore, then burn it down and find a better house with lightbulbs you can count on

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