Un Less That House Is A Lying Whore - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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a relationship is like a house
, if a lightbulb goes out, you don't go buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb, un less that house is a lying whore, then burn it down and find a better house with lightbulbs you can count on
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a relationship is like a house, if a lightbulb goes out, you don't go buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb, un less that house is a lying whore, then burn it down and find a better house with lightbulbs you can count on

my mom charged my older brother rent for like two years but secretly saved it and when he was getting ready to buy his house she gave it all back to him, that women is a literal saint

some people don't understand that sitting in your own house alone in peace eating snacks and minding your own business is fucking priceless

wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us, hand them outside your house as a warning to the others

i'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under a deck that i'm putting on the back of our house, should make for an interesting discovery in 30 some years when the next guy is rebuilding it, troll, prank

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