Because Of The Short Arms - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Because Of The Short Arms - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

interesting fact, t-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt, because of the short arms

my daughter found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped her arms around me and whispered, is it because of your hairline?, now i'm crying for two reasons

#55536
why did mary fall off the swing?
, because mary had no arms, knock knock who's there, not mary, anti joke chicken, bad joke eel, meme
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why did mary fall off the swing?, because mary had no arms, knock knock who's there, not mary, anti joke chicken, bad joke eel, meme

I hate the phrase life is short because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience, unless you experience my penis, i just choked on my food, that's not the only thing you'll choke on

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a bot wrote this obituary and i'm losing my mind
, it is literally impossible for pick a favorite line because the entire thing is gold, brenda trent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes
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a bot wrote this obituary and i'm losing my mind, it is literally impossible for pick a favorite line because the entire thing is gold, brenda trent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes

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