That S Not The Only Thing You Ll Choke On - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> That S Not The Only Thing You Ll Choke On - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

I hate the phrase life is short because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience, unless you experience my penis, i just choked on my food, that's not the only thing you'll choke on

sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess, just breathe, and have faith that everything will work out for the best

baby boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society

not alone, you will be, you have a sister, a sister, it's leia!, yes, wise in the first are you, no she's the only girl i've ever met, not many women in our adventures, are there, fix that next time we must

have you ever felt like music is the only thing that matters

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