Why Do You Always Forget To Put The Toilet Seat Down - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Why Do You Always Forget To Put The Toilet Seat Down - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

man wins a nobel prize for gender peace and equality, why do you always forget to put the toilet seat down?

my daughter asked why she can't just quit school, i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail, my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said, i'll visit you

honey i was just going down the street and i saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and they were summoning a demon, and why are you not surprised that you showed up at that moment

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don't get so caught up in working on yourself that you forget to live life
, you're not an endless self-improvement project, every once and a while healing means putting down the gratitude lists, self-help books, journals, enjoy
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don't get so caught up in working on yourself that you forget to live life, you're not an endless self-improvement project, every once and a while healing means putting down the gratitude lists, self-help books, journals, enjoy

you can put your hands down jazz, no way, dude's got a gun, next thing you know i got six warning shots in the back

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