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when you pour coke into a glass too quickly
if you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching
the olive garden commercial written by a tortured boti wonder why i always get a boner when i look into a mirror, because your dick thinks you're a pussy too
1. Put a bunch of shit in jars.
You know when you buy rice, pasta, or grains, they come in perfectly good plastic packaging? Well throw them out, pour the contents into big jars, and put them on display. Voila! Oppan cottage-style.
trick friends into thinking you have your shit together