When The Phone Was Tied With A Wire - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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when the phone was tied with a wire
, humans were free
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when the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here, when my phone rang i accidentally answered with pizza? instead of hello and he replied yes this is pizza

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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend
, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite
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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite

i remember when i was a kid i could go to the store with 1$ and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink, nowadays they got cameras everywhere

when life gives you lemons, combine their dna with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the tyrannosourest rex, it's been a while since dennys got me to say what the fresh fuck

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