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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was the rad melon grab he did that one time
remember that time i created the whole universe just so i could focus on one small tribe in the middle east, i was on a lot of drugs
sarah what the fuck is that thing?, i remember the first time i saw one i was pretty freaked out too, apparently they're called asians and there's like 15 different kinds
when i was little i thought sex was just kissing while you were naked, one time when i got out of the shower i kissed my cat on the head, i ran downstairs crying saying that i had sex with the cat, naive kid, lol
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so.”

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.
joke, princess, frog, lol