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told my son to hang up all his clothes, this lil sucker done did this, laundry basket hung up
i told my son he needed to clean his room, and he said, maybe later i have a headache, i told him that was no excuse and heard my husband snort laugh from three rooms away
my son just told me that he loves the new toy trucks they got at daycare, they are his toy trucks, we donated them because he refused to play with them

Guy has a tapeworm in his intestine and tries many doctors but everybody fails to remove it. Finally he tries an alternative doctor whom everybody recommended heavily and visits him.

The doctor says: Come back tomorrow with two bananas and a Snickers bar. The patient is confused but does as he’s told.

The next day he shows up with two bananas and a Snickers bar. The doctor proceeds to insert both bananas and the Snickers bar up the man’s ass.

The doctor then says to him: Come back tomorrow with two bananas and a Snickers bar. The man is very confused but does as he’s told.

The patient and the doctor repeat this process for 5 days. On the sixth day, the doctor tells the patient: Tomorrow bring two bananas but instead of a Snickers bar, bring a mallet. The patient is again confused but does as he’s told.

The next day the doctor inserts both bananas up the guy’s butt and quickly grabs the mallet and waits.

All of the sudden, the tapeworm pops out saying : Hey! Where’s my Snickers bar?

WHAM!!!!

as old man came to me and asked me to fix his phone, i told him nothing was wrong with his phone and then he said how come my son doesn't call me anymore then?, the feels