Told Her When He Gets Big He Wants A Big Belly Too - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Told Her When He Gets Big He Wants A Big Belly Too - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

a large lady in a wheelchair got into the elevator with my 3yr old son and me, he reached out and rubbed her belly, told her when he gets big he wants a big belly too

when you told him he doesn't need a six pack and he can eat whatever he wants and now he's too fat to cheat

whoa teed that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box, yeah that's what your mom said, how dare you, no she actually said that, oh dear i thought i told you that is just not gonna fit in there

female friend told me she knew her childhood was over when she too her talking teddy bear's batteries to put them in her vibrator, meme

would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?, you shoot me then when my leg gets better we buy a big ass house and range rovers, you can shoot me also will have 20 million

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