That Bananas Are Not A Dairy Product - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> That Bananas Are Not A Dairy Product - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

that bananas are not a dairy product, she had a dairy allergy and when i offered her a banana, she reminded me of that and said bananas were too creamy, simple things i had to explain to an adult

it's wild that you can just do anything, date the wrong person, choose the wrong career, you can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you, not even a pop up like, are you sure?

honey i was just going down the street and i saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and they were summoning a demon, and why are you not surprised that you showed up at that moment

boundaries are a line in the sand that say, this is my circle of comfort, this is my circle of distress, here is where respect ends, boundaries are not a tool to exert control over someone else

are you actually a mascot, yea lol i’m the eagle, that’s really cool, we’re not supposed to tell people tho, and a lot of people ask, who is the eagle?, but no one asks how is the eagle, how is the eagle?, horny

older posts...next page