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story about a father and his son in jail, lol, clever

A mother and father are snooping around in their son’s bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything “naughty.”

The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.

The mother couldn’t breathe.

It took her a while to say “Oh my god! What should we do about this?!

The father replied “We shouldn’t spank him, that’s for sure.”

Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said Betty.

“Bet you $10 he won’t,” replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

“I can’t take your money,” said Betty. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.”

“No, no. Take it,” said Amber. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”
joke, blonde, bar, news, suicide, bet
i told my son he needed to clean his room, and he said, maybe later i have a headache, i told him that was no excuse and heard my husband snort laugh from three rooms away
hey do atheists go to jail, no, how about people who follow you and then unfollow once you follow them back, straight to hell, to the boiler room of hell, all the way down, good, good, that makes me happy