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so a cougar just broke into my house
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i'd just laugh and search with them
so i found a door in a tree trunk and it was full of a pile of money and single frog, so you broke into his house
A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.
burglar left bruised by 72 year old boxer

A man bursts into his house and yells, “Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!”

She says, “Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”

He replies, “I don’t care … Just get the hell out!”