Now You Re A Grocery Turtle - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart, top over tis feet touch the ground, stand up, now you're a grocery turtle, no one can stop you

what do donald trump and a turtle on a post have in common, you know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't have any idea of what to do now, he's elevated beyond his ability to function

did you hear what happened?, b'elanna found a bunch of hidden letters that showed i was cheating, now she'll never play scrabble with me again

twenty years from now the only people who'll remember if you worked late are your kids

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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony
, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house
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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house

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