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#62800
before alarm clocks existed
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people used nails fixed into candles to wake up
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they know how to calculate the burning time and put the nail in the right position
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as the candle metled
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the nail fell
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made a noise and woke its owner
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#61436
who died and made you orbital police
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my car is currently orbiting mars
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well no it's orbiting the sun and occassionally passes the orbit of mars
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not the same thing
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who died and made you the orbital police
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johannes kepler
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#60087
balloons as happiness
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students write name on balloon
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they are given 5 minutes to find their balloon
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no one finds it
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then each student is asked to pick up a balloon and give it to its owner
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everyone gets it
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#63005
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
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it’s a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 ounces
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this is a dad joke because it literally made you a dad
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made you a daughter
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#62997
it's simple
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treat yourself well
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while not harming others
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and treat others well
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white not harming yourself
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mark mason
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