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hey girl, im headed to this garage sale, let's buy something together
i don't know why i don't buy more pinatas, like right now i would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy
let me slip into something more comfortable, self induced coma
want to hear a joke?, sure let's head it, where did superman buy his new house?, where, lois lane, ok?, you and i could never be
1. Put a bunch of shit in jars.
You know when you buy rice, pasta, or grains, they come in perfectly good plastic packaging? Well throw them out, pour the contents into big jars, and put them on display. Voila! Oppan cottage-style.
trick friends into thinking you have your shit together