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#60967
i'm 37
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instead of regretting that i can't wake up age 18 again
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i pretend to myself that i'm 90 and i've woken up age 37 again
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and that i get to magically
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wonderfully have the next 50 years again
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#61094
your wings have got all sticky
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if your feathers are stuck together then you can't take off and fly
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what is it that you're sticking to?
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unstick yourself so that you can soar again and your perspective changes
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you are the raven
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#57288
if you can't think of a word say
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i forget the english word for it
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that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot
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#52184
overtime after sex i hug my girl really tight
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that all the air comes out and i can store her under the bed again
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socially awkward penguin
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meme
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#50433
i want a phone that looks like a pokedex
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and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts
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i wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height
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weight and then yelling into it so i can record their cry
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