I Said To Him - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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my 7 year old nephew just came to me and said, look i made some binoculars, i said to him, that's nice but look what kids your age are making in china

i told my son he needed to clean his room, and he said, maybe later i have a headache, i told him that was no excuse and heard my husband snort laugh from three rooms away

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn't care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

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in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

how was school today nelson?, a mean kid asked if i was a nerd, what did you say to him?, i said i preferred the term "smarter than you", attaboy, comic

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