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i gotta see the candy first before i get in the van, i'm not stupid

Three Nuns are in line at the gates to get into Heaven Saint Peter tells them “Before you may enter the gates of Heaven, if you have ever touched a mans penis, place that body part in this bowl of holy water so you may be cleansed.”

The first Nun steps up and places her hand in the water, then walks into Heaven.

The third Nun jumps in front of the second Nun and asks “can I gargle the water before she sticks her butt in it?”

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy, meme
i think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer, jim carrey
us elevation, pretty neat, imagine living somewhere without mountains, like it's all flat, get on a step stool and see the whole state!