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have you ever eaten alien meat?
, tom cruise
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have you ever eaten alien meat?, tom cruise

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

do you all introverts ever open a text and think, i'll reply when i have the energy, and then it's 3 weeks and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend

toucans are pretty weird right?, i mean look at them, they're all fucking beak, but they get weirder, have you ever seen a toucan skull?, their beak is taller than their entire fucking skull, it gets worse

you're like the coolest person i've ever met and you don't even have to try, i try really hard actually

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