Do Not Use But One Microwave At A Time - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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do not use but one microwave at a time, using both will trip the fuse and neither will work, why are there two?, funny office notes

do not use the microwave and the toaster at the same time, it will throw the earth out of orbit and we will plummet into the sun

are you actually a mascot, yea lol i’m the eagle, that’s really cool, we’re not supposed to tell people tho, and a lot of people ask, who is the eagle?, but no one asks how is the eagle, how is the eagle?, horny

when you were signaling tony to use one of the stones but he used all the stones and fucking kills himself, marvel, avengers endgame

i'm sorry if this sounds harsh, but no one, including time, owes anything to you, your life is a series of habits that are formed from choices you make and then continue to make every single day

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