Because That Would Be Eel Eagle - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Because That Would Be Eel Eagle - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

hey eagle do you know why we can't team up?, no why, because that would be eel-eagle, Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?, bad joke eel, meme

can't sleep because i realized that a trump presidency would explain why there are no time travellers from the future

salvador dali would avoid paying at restaurants by drawing on his checks, he knew that the owner would never want to cash it because the check itself would be more valuable than the amount written on it

together with our friends and families, alex and alyssa would to you invite you to such it and bask in our happiness , your bitterness and our mutual irritation at each other's existence, because fuck you that's why

we told you a threesome would be too much for you, but you kept yelling, i'm batman, it was dark, and you grabbed the wrong ass clark, that's why i was shouting, i'm batman, i'm batman

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