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being a parent can be really hard but one day your kid will do something simple like bring you breakfast in bed, and in that moment you'll know in your heart that you have to go and clean the kitchen
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: “What is that?”

“‘They’re smart pills,” said the other boy “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”

So he ate them and said: “These taste like shit.”

“See,” said the other boy, “you’re already getting smarter.”
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one day you're young and the next you're going to the grocery store just to get a lil mental health break, marge simpson